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mallgoth

retards, who live at the mall, and wear black, thinking that makes them Hardcore. They listen to Slipknot and swear by corey taylors poor attempts at true lyrical ecstasy. They wear the clothing of otherwise respectable bands, causiung those who actually enjoy the music of said bands, want to puke. They tend to say things that praise their own pitiful deaths yet, when faced with true death they shit themselves and begin to wimper "please don't kill me, i want to live!" They creat many misconceptions about real goths and in actuality most of them are just metal heads, with no lives.
i enjoy the company of my friend brian, despite the fact that he is kind of a mallgoth.
by Reverend Sexy September 6, 2004
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A (mostly) teenage subculture, characterized by the wearing of eyeliner, bondage pants, baggy t-shirts and lots of black. Usually associated with nu-metal music. One of the only subcultures in which mental issues were a celebrated thing. Typically critical of "preppy" youth culture, which may cause people to think mallgoth kids are hypocritical (because OMG, they PURCHASE their clothes at MALLS! What a mortal sin!) Not "true" goths, not "true" metalheads, and sure as heck not any other subculture...one wonders who the real conformists are, after a while. Nowadays it's more rare to spot a mallgoth, because they are a dying breed, much like almost every ruggedly individualistic counterculture in this country.
Go ahead. Laugh at the mallgoth because he dresses like The Crow. Sneer at him because he's a teenager. Make snide remarks at his eyeliner and his CD collection, and think nothing of him because he's a poor, broken lunatic.

Just remember how strong the spirit of youth and rebellion can be...and remember that the young and the wild often grow to become the brilliant and the revered.
by Teh Wray May 25, 2007
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Mallgoths are the groups of emotionally insecure adolescents (although some can reach 18+...) who are typically seen loitering in the malls of North American suburban shopping outlets. Their dominant characteristics (typical to both sexes) are makeup, multiple body piercings, leather, blackened hair,sad faces, melodrama, angry distortion based passive aggressive music (see. Slipknot),and the embrace of masochism.

They are a branch of Gothic subculture.
Go to Wikipedia and look for Gothic subculture or the band slipknot. Shit, just go to a shopping center; mallgoths are everywhere.
by Michael404 May 7, 2008
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an idiot that swears by MTVHELL.com
a good example would be Jose Angeles
by JOEMAMA June 4, 2004
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