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Majesticity 

A pronoun used to describe the greatness of ones beard; pertaining to ones B.M.U. or "Beard Majesticity Unit". B.M.U.'s are the proper rating scale for the majesticity of ones beard. Ranging from 1-20. 20 topping the Majesticity scale. Attributes of B.M.U.'s include but are not limited to, opaqueness or fullness of ones beard, lusciousness, softness, artistry, color, depth, and most importantly, "Majesticity".
Upon examination of Jesus Christ's beard, one would not hesitate to rate it as a Solid 20.. it is full, full enough to hold up the sins of man, a beautiful amber color, luscious like caramel. He has chosen a risque post modern classic style which suits him quite well and the majesticity is unmatched. It is regale, profound, unrivaled It is as the Doubtful Sound.
Majesticity by Trunner86 November 10, 2014
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Majesticvsp 

an overrated editor on tiktok. very rude and barely interacts with her “supporters”. there are many other editors that deserve the platform she has more than her.
“majesticvsp is my favorite editor
bitch shut yo ass up .
Majesticvsp by everyoneasfff May 17, 2021

majesticles 

Testicles that are majestic; an admiarable sack
Whan i saw his majesticles i was like "Damn!"

majesticartax 

majesticartax is the best author and she’s better than Shakespeare she should make novels and she’s hot /srs

author of: binding problem, deadly, dial and many more (ao3)
Have you heard of majesticartax?

The kagehina author, Lauren? Who hasn’t? I love her.
majesticartax by animecastle April 12, 2021

sexual majesticity 

umm...im eating, you gotta type it in for me: "beautiful to the point of brain farting."
he was speachless due to the girl's sexual majesticity

Majesticles 

Majesticles are defined as a trait of a man who thinks he's king shit. If you walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment, you are defined as thinking you have majesticles; golden balls.
"Mario walks around like he's god or something!"
"Yeah, i think he thinks he has majesticles or something!"
Majesticles by Westly Cole May 20, 2008

majestesticle 

When something is executed perfectly but was by accident or unintentionally.
"that goal was majestesticle"