by JOOCIFER September 14, 2010
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by yourmomgay November 14, 2018
Get the Mayerlis mug.It's no secret that musician John Mayer knows his way around a metaphor (or two), so what better way to acknowledge his never-ending rhetorical wizardry than to put his metaphors in a class of their own?
"There goes that John Mayer guy again, blathering on with his mayerphors again! Why can't he ever just answer a question straight-up like the rest of us?!"
Mayer uses "mayerphors" constantly in his songwriting aswell. In his hit song "Your Body Is A Wonderland" he uses the mayerphor "Swim in a deep sea of blankets" to describe his wanting to spend all day snuggled up deep in the bed sheets with his significant other.
Mayer uses "mayerphors" constantly in his songwriting aswell. In his hit song "Your Body Is A Wonderland" he uses the mayerphor "Swim in a deep sea of blankets" to describe his wanting to spend all day snuggled up deep in the bed sheets with his significant other.
by somemayerovertherainbow July 9, 2020
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Seriously, the man's dedication to studying rudiments and technique is incredible. He is the grooviest motherfucker and plays with seemingly endless stamina and musical creativity. Can be credited as the genesis of breakbeat/programmed drum beats played on acoustic sets. Often called "reverse engineering."
Seriously, the man's dedication to studying rudiments and technique is incredible. He is the grooviest motherfucker and plays with seemingly endless stamina and musical creativity. Can be credited as the genesis of breakbeat/programmed drum beats played on acoustic sets. Often called "reverse engineering."
by Patrick Bateman (#)($) July 19, 2011
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Mike: Did you get my e-mail?
Pips: When did you send it?
Mike: Just sent it.
Pips thinking: He is such a freakin pre-mailer.
Pips: When did you send it?
Mike: Just sent it.
Pips thinking: He is such a freakin pre-mailer.
by Jukes&Pips November 2, 2011
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Get the Ryan Mayer mug.John Mayer is a controversial artist known for being a douche from 2002-2013. However, once he realized what a douche he was and moved out to Montana and away from Hollywood, the man finally focused on the music and the meaning rather than the ladies and the swooning. His three latest albums are works of art and he’s trying to be a better person. In 2019, it is safe to say he’s now a hilarious and nice dude (at least as he appears to the public). Catch him on Instagram live or on tour, seems like he’s always doing one of the two.
Person1: “I hate John Mayer because his music is overplayed and he’s pretty gross. I’m sick of hearing ‘waiting on the world to change’”
Person2: “That was years ago! Have you given ‘Born and Raised’ a try? Also, he hasn’t had a terrible breakup since 2013!”
Person2: “That was years ago! Have you given ‘Born and Raised’ a try? Also, he hasn’t had a terrible breakup since 2013!”
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