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Manchester, MI

Village in Southeast MI, home of the flying dutchmen. If you don't wear steel toe boots anda carhart on a daily basis and/or live on a farm, you probably don't belong here. Theres 4 half-black kids, so really only 2; and 3 asians who are adopted by white parents. 20 minutes west of the arrogant hippies of A2 and 20 east of the wankstas of Jackson, 20 north of the wiggers of Adrian, and 15 south of the coke heads of Chelsea, this small town is a unique buffer between these cities. You wanna party in Manchester? Drive around any night of the week and look for a barn thats lit up. Theres bound to be a game of beer pong and a joint being passed around. We don't even have a stoplight, so don't expect much, the Dairy queen doesn't even have chocolate ice cream. Supposeldy world famous for our annual chicken broil, town events revolve around the highschool sports or the Mens club. Theres 7 churches and 3 pizza joints in a town that rarely has over 100 kids per graduating class. Where will I be tonight? Hammies at The grey house. Yes sometimes we do actually party indoors even though with this crowd we probably should be outside.
After the football game, were gonna party in the parking lot in Manchester, MI
by Mr. Mowrer April 2, 2011
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maichang

From the Tamang language, the term "maichang" is referring to a girl, preferably a younger girl.
Damn, that maichang is so beautiful! I want to ask that maichang out!
by therealom February 27, 2020
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La Mancha Screwjob

When you give a Weezer fan a drunken blowjob while listening and crying to Pinkerton, wishing Weezer would return to their old sound
“Man,,, Mary gave me such a wild La Mancha Screwjob last night

“Blue is better than Pinkerton dude”
by cuomonnoli October 27, 2017
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maichi

a sexy motherfucking beast
she can turn any guy on
shes irresistable.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
I LOVE MAICHI
SHES TOO SEXY
-JIZZ-
by doughdough August 1, 2011
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Malinche

A woman of Indigenous roots who marries or dates strictly white men. Typically selling out the people, culture, and hurting other indigenous people in the process.
“Wow, the Malinches out here really talk about being pro indigenous but love to date the colonizer.”
by Xóchitl August 3, 2022
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poo manchu

The poo manchu is similar to a dirty sanchez, however additional lines of poo are drawn perpendicular to the horizonal mustache. Similar to a fu-manchu, except with shit.
I was banging this girl and things got freaky. She was tired of the Dirty Sanchez, so she asked for a poo manchu.
by B Kuhl December 28, 2009
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manchild

An adult male who still posesses psychological traits of a child. Traits include, but are not necessarily limited to:
- whining
- pettyness
- trying to pass the blame for their own underdeveloped judgement
- not "stepping up to the plate" when it's their role to.
- secretly still finds 3rd grade bathroom humor amusing.
- is able to connect with his children, but only as another child, not as a father.
- not to mention an overall insecurity in who he is as a man, from which similar traits sprout.

The manchild, if married, is often found married to Type A women (usually firstborn or only child in their own family) who reluctantly yet aptly take up the slack for the aforementioned manchild.

This manchild will often attempt to augment their lack and/or compete with peers with material posessions such as:
- Harley Davidson Softtail with $30 do-rag
- Hummer H2 or similar oversized fossil-fuel guzzling behemoth
- 6 seat felt poker table with matching humidor
- The very latest electronic gadgets (digital camera, GPS handheld, etc.) to impress peers with.
These examples reflect some of the psychological traits mentioned above, and some that aren't:

Ray from "Everybody Loves Raymond"
Doug from "King of Queens"
Dad from "Malcolm in the Middle"
George Costanza from "Seinfeld"
Al from "Married with Children"
by Rex Cavendish May 19, 2005
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