cleats mahoney

From college kids everywhere...meaning athlete hoe.
The girl who sleeps with, and/or does sexual favors for men in any college sport.

Following in the footsteps of her big sister, Jane grew up to be a cleats mahoney at the U.

by B-girl November 17, 2004

Mahoney

Heroin, crystal meth, or any other assortment of hard drugs and accompanying accoutrement.

A life changing substance that may or may not have adverse effects on your life, health, well-being, ability to reproduce, ability to maintain a meaningful relationship, available bank account balance, and tooth count.

Yo homie pull through I got that fire mahoney on deck for the low low.

by Crescent Street Crusader November 25, 2020

Mahagany

Mahagany is a goofy girl that laughs at everything and she is very pretty

Mahagany was looking

by neyyyyy December 16, 2018

Dirty mahoney

When a big large pale man, jumps on your bed and shakes his hair all over your foreskin.

When I went to her house she gave me a dirty Mahoney.

by Johnnytheg123 November 28, 2022

Balls Mahoney

Jonathan Rechner (born April 11, 1972) is an American professional wrestler, better known by his ring name, Balls Mahoney. When one is with a group of people, he or she can yell out "BALLS!" to which everyone responds, "Mahoney." This can be done out of frustration or for sheer pleasure.

"Ahh, BALLS!" said Dave after getting his test back. "Mahoney," responded the class. "Balls Mahoney!" repeated everyone.

by DJ Fagtron June 28, 2007

Mahoney

Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.

Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.

Among his pranks were:

- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser

- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking

Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.

laughs

Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!

by dildo777 June 29, 2019

Macaboney

When a bro sticks his penne tube in a girls spaghetti hoop

"Dude, Keisha was mad for some macaboney last night, but she backed out last minute, my lasasgne sheets were dirty :/"

by spaghettihoop November 29, 2011