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Macititis

When a person who is troubled by the burden of owning a macbook. The side effects include unable to do homework, no sleep at night, and general loss of one's life. This is highly contagious and a person with this disease should seek help immediatly.
Olivia had such a bad case of macititis that she was removed from the science academy and forced t repeat freshman year.
by Ryan Bowens January 28, 2009
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magitis

A condition where a person is usually cowardly, would rather run than stand and fight. This can be combated by drinking any alcoholic substance.
Mag: Oh I think im a mag...........

Hag: Drink some beer then! .... You may have magitis!
by Pittybee April 5, 2013
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MAGAnitis

Irreversible brain damage caused by watching Fox News non-stop.
Little girl: Dad, what is wrong with grandpa? Why is he being so racist?

Father: Your grandfather suffers from MAGAnitis.

Little girl: Is there a cure for that?

Father: Yes, it can be cure by reading a fucking book or changing the channel!
by chronopoulos September 2, 2018
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Mangivitis

The only disease men with manginas can get. It is a form of Herps that causes Bieber Fever making you to listen to justin bieber. It also causes mood swings when you have a "special" day.
Dude1: I think i have mangivitis.
Dude2: What make you think that?
Dude1: I seem to like justin bieber now.
by Bionicleking September 30, 2011
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Magistical

(Adj.) Something that appears to be very magical or full of magic
This magistical tree looks like it could be the home of a fairy.
by Honey creeper March 26, 2022
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Maximitis

A contagious deadly disease currently contained in a secret base at an unknown location. Scientists are planning to release the disease to the rest of the world in the next decade.
Look, he's got maximitis, run!
by someome who lives April 18, 2023
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Magistrist

A person or individual who supports the total supremacy of Magistro over all. They may also discriminate against other groups such as the Cabbies or the Buzzers.

This is distinct from a 'Maggie', who is simply pro-Magistro leaning.
Asriel: "What? Do you really think that this is better than Next Cab Soon, you magistrist!?"

Plaaant: "It is indeniable how destructive the minds of the magistrists are to the peace of this community."
by FearsomeCandyCane October 18, 2024
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