Magikarp

The best Pokemon in the universe. It's Splash attack can do over 9000 damage to any Pokemon on the game. It's weaker form, Gyarados, is used in OU play because Magikarp is so broken and godly.

Boy: Go Magikarp!
Pokemon Champion: I forfeit...

by Uber Magikarp January 20, 2009

madoka magica

An anime and manga series that centers around a girl named Madoka Kaname, and her friends Mami, Sayaka, Homura, and Kyoko, who meet a creature names Kyuubey that offers to grant them one wish if they will in turn become magical girls and help fight witches, which are the source of evil in the world.

I just watched episode 3 of madoka magica, and it was pretty intense.

by epic_pandemic December 18, 2014

Magical Fountain

When you stretch a woman's asshole so that its as wide as a dinner plate, and then fill it with milk and fruit loops, or the cereal of your choice. The woman then tenses her asshole, making the milk and cereal squirt out like a fountain, hence the name.

Eating the cereal afterwards is optional.

Oi Divya, I totally did the magical fountain with Sarah yesterday! Ate the cereal afterwards aswell!

by arunandzedlikecock May 7, 2015

Majira

When a furry removes their fursuit paws to have better dexterity. Named after {Majira Strawberry, a famous YouTube furry personality who is noted for removing his paws to use his phone in many videos.

Also known as "ruining the magic" or "breaking the magic".

"Did you see that foxcoon on his phone?"
"Did he pull a Majira?"

by Colby Pup June 7, 2018

Magiros

A magiros ma-gear-os is effectively a massive battler (i.e. one who tries and fails at most aspects of human activity). Although used as a common pay-out the word really means that you have reached the summit of human stupidity. Word origin comes from General P. Magiros who lead his troops to the highest recorded casualties in Australian-Colonial English battle records as he was ambushed while fixing his hair in his war tent.

S: 'Dude that kid battles so hard'
N: 'Such a magiros man....'

by Mas-W November 13, 2010

Magikarpal tunnel

Pain and/or weakness in the hands and wrists caused by prolonged playing of Pokémon.

Gary: "Dude, is that an old-school Game Boy? What are you playing?"
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."

by Salmoon and Clownboat November 30, 2010

Magikarpusedfly

A asshole on youtube that is bad at League of Legends

fuck Magikarpusedfly

by CatmanSwedish October 12, 2016