mackerel snapper

A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.

The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

mackerel mick

A severe stench eminating from a woman's vagina smelling somewhat like rotten fish, sometimes known as turket puss.

Was going for the BIG CHOMP, got hit by the mackerel mick and spewed all over the rotten clam.

by jimmy yogi August 21, 2006

Mackerel Trawler

(1) A man who seeks out the least attractive female in any situation in the hope that he might score; (2) The married dude in your office that is always making plans with marginally good looking women and talking about it for weeks; (3) Buddy in a group of dudes that always takes on the anchor chick in a group of women to give his buddies a chance.

(1) "Adam wouldn't even talk to Shelly, who seemed to be into him. He went full Mackerel Trawler and took Abby home again. For fuck's sake, man."

(2) "Perkins went to lunch with Cindy again. Can you believe it?! What a fucking Mackerel Trawler. Now I'll have to hear about for fucking ever."

(3) "You see Kasley divert the Anchor's attention while I got her buddy's digits? Dude's all time."

by Jerome de Oaktown September 30, 2009

Mackerel Passage

An often damp or somewhat odourful minge, usually accompanied by large flaps.

Flipping heck lad, did you catch a whiff of Janice’s mackerel passage

by WizzardPoonMagnet January 13, 2021

Mackerel eater

A pejorative given to the nameless, faceless bureaucrats entrenched inside the federal level of the US government. These unelected government workers, aka Swamp Monsters, are political appointees/holdovers from the Obama administration. Collectively known as the Deep State, aka "The Swamp", these Globalists Shills are attempting a coup d état aimed at toppling duly elected President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

~ First coined by swamp monster & ex CIA employee Phillip Mudd. "I'm a proud shit-holer. My family was called Wops and Mackerel eaters. We came from Italians and Irish people. We were retarded people from shithole countries. A century ago we called people slant eyes."

For the most part, the rank & file of DOJ & CIA are honest hard-working men & women, loyal to America. But Mackerel Eaters hold most upper management positions and their loyalty is not to America but to a Globalist World Order. Comey, Brennan and Clapper are just the tip of the iceberg.

by White_Boy_Awesome June 5, 2018

Mackerel Flaps

If you go down on a woman and she has a smelly fish like minge it is then called mackerel flap.

I went down on your mum and i found out that she has mackerel flaps.

by CiCi Beeeeeeee October 12, 2006

mackerel waft

The odor radiated from a woman's lady parts that resembles that of a mackerel fish. Mackerel waft often occurs due to lack of cleaning and maintenance of the lady parts.

I took that girl's panties off and her mackerel waft was so strong it nearly made me almost pass out.

by GannonPenthouse June 1, 2011