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Machadamin Meltdown

The act of eating alot of nuts then taking a shit. Then you scoop the piece out of the toilet then freeze it in a plastic bag. Then you proceed to take it out of the bag during intercourse and put it on the womans chest and watch it melt and see the nuts in the shit.
Dude I gave Tit's McGee a great Machadamin Meltdown last night!
by Jarret Carder October 14, 2006
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Machado

The act of being the laziest, complainiest railway signal maintainer on the job
You see that railway signal maintainer going home early and paying himself for a full day's work? He has done nothing when he was here and now I have to do his job for him. He just pulled a Machado again.
by Dirty Maintainer May 20, 2022
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Julia Machado

A girl who is not afraid to let her gas come out of her butt hole. If you are thinking about dating this girl there arr some qualities you should know about. One she likes to switch around a lot. One week she might be with you and the next week it might be all over. She loves to eat and is obsessed with her butt "beware". However this girl belives she is black and is not afraid to show it. She is very needy and loves to cuddle it can involve dangerous movments. Get this girl mad and the sandals will slap you. If you are up to a challenge she is in.
Julia machado loves to twerk...
by The anonymous 3 November 5, 2017
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Machado

Real bad player at Dota, followed by childish attitude, causing his team to lose almost every time.
Machado has left the game with a 0/15 (K/D) score.
by HasHClan May 4, 2009
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Machado

A lazy, dirty Baseball player. See also; bad haircut. No penis.
That guy at shortstop is a real machado.
by hihof October 23, 2018
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Madeira Machado

Madeira machado is an amazing girl, and she is gorgeous and she is mine! 💕😘👌😍 -D.P.
Guy: Madeira machado is beautiful!
Me: ik she is but she is mine !
by STAPLEZ March 27, 2015
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Machadanyu

A song by Paul Rudd from the TV show Look Around You.
I'm a Machadanyu.
by anusflare February 27, 2009
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