Macbook

A ''computer'' made by Apple that serves no other purpose than the use of Social Media.

Fred: ''Dude, I need to check my Facebook''
Tom: ''Here, use this Macbook my parents got me, it's the only thing I use this $1000 piece of shit for''
Fred: ''Are you sure your parents are okay with you lending that thing to people?''
Tom: ''I don't fucking care, they didn't get me the white one, which I fucking asked for''

by I'mIronMan June 12, 2015

MacBook Air

the world's most expensive cake cutter.

Hey guys, check out what my MacBook Air can do!
(HP exec Rahul Sood @ his birthday)

by lolicats September 8, 2009

macbookproner

Having an erection (boner) from ogling the Apple MacBook Pro laptops for too long.

I think that Apple fanboy has a macbookproner after that WWDC Apple Keynote speech.

by jordash1212 June 9, 2009

MacBook Pro

Apple Computer's line of professional grade notebook computers that contain Intel x86 hardware, as opposed to IBM or Motorola PowerPC hardware. The MacBook Pro line was launched January 10th, 2006, claiming to be 4 to 5 times as fast as the (Now Legacy) PowerPC line of professional notebooks known as Powerbooks.

Steve: You going to order a MacBook Pro?
James: Hell no! POWERPC RULES!
Steve: I hear you can put Linux and Windows on it too.
James: INTEL RULES!

by vaxt April 9, 2006

Macbook Air

the latest incarnation of Macbook computers. unbelievably thin, razor sharp, and pretty much invisible all around.

"Hey, Jim, did you see my new Macbook Air?" "No." "Neither did I."

by PBM19 January 17, 2008

MacBook Air

A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope

Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?

by applealex October 6, 2009

upside down macbook case

A girl will put her macbook case on upside down as a sign of being dtf. The apple on the case will face the opposite direction of the apple that lights up so that the two look like they're 69-ing. Bitch be horny.

Guy: Dude, do you think she's in to me?
Friend: Yeah, man. She's got an upside down macbook case on her laptop. Totally dtf. Go mack, bro.
Guy: I think you mean mac!
*High-five*

by geniusbar_player October 25, 2011