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Macaroniously

ADVERB mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly mak-uh-roh-nee-us-lee

1. Used as an adverb meaning whatever you want it to mean.

2. *Possibly actually means something along the lines of 'Inherently'.
"Every student macaroniously believes that their teacher hates them."

--Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy
by hobocamp August 12, 2009
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Macaroni Magic

To propose inventing a new drinking game while being too drunk to coherently develop any rules for it. Alternatively, a condition that exists within a drinking game that lacks all structure and consistency.
We wanted to finish the bottle of rum but were struck by a serious case of Macaroni Magic.

Or, Macaroni Magic was in effect that night, so I had to drink four shots from five shot glasses while gargling the National Anthem. I think.
by Abwalkerlegal June 7, 2017
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macaroon asshole

A medical condition involving densely impacted shredded coconut in the lower colon that results from eating too many macaroons way too quickly.
Lemme tell you, getting my macaroon asshole roto-rooted in an urgent care setting was a great way to spend a Saturday night.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019
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macagoonie

macagoonie is a goone mackenzie stinkyerie
macagoonie fart smell
by yomomma_ghtjykitouly April 30, 2021
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macaroni monster

Descriptive term for any fat bastard who puts on a football uniform and calls himself an athlete. Most often, it's a linebacker who weighs over 300 pounds and has tree trunks for legs, an ass so large it deserves its own zip code, and a gut that hangs down so far that he can't see his junk. Without the uniform, he'd look like a beer-guzzling hot-dog noshing lardass fan. But, put a number on his back, some padding, and helmet and he gets paid millions of dollars to stand in middle of a football field and push other macaroni monsters.

Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton
"Dude! Didja see that. Holy crap! That macaroni monster just sacked the quarterback."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."
by _DrBigEars_ March 24, 2016
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Holy macaroni

Martínez said, "Jesus, did you see that?!"

Jesus said, "Holy macaroni! I did!"
by Jayaway August 1, 2016
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