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Mac Book

Person: Man apple's next mac book is $2000 dolars
by Grand Dad Fart June 14, 2018
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mac book

a type of computer owned by hipster faggots who thinks its superior to other brands due to its looks. in reality, all it is is a shitty computer that comes pre-installed with OSX, which you can easily get on any computer, and outdated technology. but, dont take my word for it, go to their website and look at how much they charge for 2-3 year old technology.
hipster: my mac book is way better than your PC!
windows user: yours is a PC too, fucktard. PC means personal computer
linux user: why would you spend so much on a shity computer? if you really like OSX just install it on a better computer.
by joe_mc_steeve October 20, 2010
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mac bummer

Somebody who loves apple macs and always comments on how good their mac is, they will also defend macs if somebody dislikes them, and they will always complain if they have to use a PC.
Dave is such a mac bummer, he has his dick in the firewire port.
by Jolley January 7, 2007
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Big Mac Batter

When you shove a cum stained Fluttershy body pillow in the face of your unknowing partner while screaming "Call me Big Mac" then hitting him/her in the back of the head with a horse dildo.
Last night I gave my wife a Big Mac Batter
by Underskor September 21, 2015
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Mac Book Fag

Someone who does not deserve to live on this planet.
Look everyone, Johnny is a Mac Book Fag
by 90 With a Lenny August 11, 2016
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big mac bryson

bryson is a fucking fat piece of shit who can smell mcdonalds from miles and miles away he will sit on you if you dont give him food within every 20 minutes and he is very scary. you can also hearhim from miles away walking all of the earthquakes are from him getting up which only happens every 5 years
person1: holy shit run its big mac bryson hes been awoken
person2: get the mcdonalds ready he'll be eating that for a good 30 seconds we can at least get far enough away to where he wont be able to get up again and chase us
by nigalopellord2.0 February 28, 2020
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Zach Mac Blue

A white puertorican that eats man dick everyday he oils mens penis with chicken grease before sucks them
Guy:Can i kiss u
Guy 2: YOur acting like Zach Mac BLue
by Tchaps January 24, 2008
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