lying ass bitch

A lying ass bitch is a woman who melifacently twist the situation in front of her by stating irrelevant and hypocritical allegations from events prior or assumed to bend the rules of engagement back into her favor. Example: Marie I can't sopport you anymore, I gave you a place to live when you lost your house and you have told me for six months that you will get a job to pay me back. But all you do is nothing , now I have to move because of the extra strain of taking care of you . Marie's response: I'm so depressed that I can't even get dressed most days because you treat me like I'm a peice of shit! Me speaking:? Um this problem is six months old now.!. How can you just assume that I would strain my financial situation to the state of bankruptcy and homelessness for you to chill ..Marie speaking: You don't have to start calling me names ok, I don't deserve this ! I fucking hate you mother fucker!Response: .... you get what's going down next... Who the fuck?! What ?! You just what?! Oh hell no bitch! (Actually treat her like she says you have been) outcome : Bitch start fucking your neighbor two doors down and takes sweet ass time getting her shit out your house. Then when you move she already did the same shit to neighbor and is squatting back at the house you lost and talking mad shit like she made you leave because you didn't do shit! Lmfao ,loose lips sink ships bitches.

You lying ass bitch ! You didn't pick up you kids from school today because Its Saturday hoe!

by Haskin79 April 5, 2016

lying manipulative bitch

The type of girl who will repeatedly lie to her boyfriend publicly then deny everything and cheat on him but lie so well that he believes every word she says while all his friends see through her and begin to hate him for everything she has done such as ruin the guys poker nights

the lying girlfriend of a friend of mine who is a "lying manipulative bitch"

by murdered doll April 29, 2010

bitch lying

Verb. Lying like a little bitch

She was straight bitch lying yesterday. No doubt.

by Moneybags Mcgee December 10, 2013

Bitch-lying

The act of lying like an unfiltered bitch

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear what that ho just said?
Guy 2: Yeah man, she was straight bitch-lying

by Rewd Nichol December 10, 2013

Lying Sack Of Bitch Titties

A girl, with large tits, who is a liar and generally talks shit of everyone.

Boy #1: Dude, did you see Angelina Jolie say she loves Brad?

Boy #2: Yeah, what a lying sack of bitch titties.

by Sliced Wrist November 14, 2009

lying son of a bitch

i'm still upset about this guy...
see tag below for the story

just you wait, you fat bastard. it's almost Christmas Eve, you lying son of a bitch.

by Bumblebee Transformer Kid May 28, 2010

Lazy Ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch

A saying commonly used by guys wives, girlfriends, or just girls they know, clarifying they are no good and liars. Many men make this a true statement, although there are still some great guys left. It is now a very stereotypical statement towards all men.

Jessica: (On the phone with her friend Toby) Toby, Robby cheated on me for the third time this year.

Toby: Are you serious?

Jessica: Yes. I can't believe it. And after he promised me, crossing his heart, he would never do it again.

Toby: Hun, I told you this once, and I will tell you again. Robby is just a Lazy ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch!

by doremifasollatido August 31, 2010