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Lusticles

Blue balls, testicles which have been starved of lust and or release. And therefore become engorged lusticles. Masterbating cannot relieve this tension.
I havnt been near a woman for a week, and my lusticles are aching!
by Captain Standley June 1, 2007
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listicle

(n.) -- a magazine article comprised almost entirely of one long list of over 100 names of people notable for some achievement or national or international honor
"There's an 8-page listicle in the magazine this week, with lots of photos and quotes, but most of the text is just a huge list of 150 'women who matter' in today's world, according to the editors."

Overheard at a watercooler in San Francisco, January 19, 2011
by PRwiz101 March 24, 2011
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Listicle

A contraction of “list” and “article,” but sounds like a contraction of “lick” and “testicle.” Always sounds dirty when used.
I saw this great listicle -

You saw WHAT?
by Tunabreath June 20, 2021
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listicle

A written piece of blog post in a form of a list. Each list item would either include a few sentences or multiple paragraphs. It’s the perfect format for people who aren’t bothered to read a real article, but still want to feel like they’re learning something. Most notable platforms for listicles are Buzzfeed and BoredPanda.
One of their coworkers is reading a listicle about the top 10 films that went public domain this year.
by nervous_wreak3 August 4, 2023
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