lurkers

People who go on your stickam profile when your live and dont come into the chat.

Dave - "Oh shit look i got 10 lurkers"
John - "Imma cap them fewls with my aussie guns pew pew"

by Aaron Chapman November 1, 2007

lunkersome

An adjective to describe an item that is heavy and difficult to grasp and move.

This piano is a lunkersome piece of shit!

by Joe P. July 28, 2003

lunker

Originally meant to describe the biggest fish in a given body of water, also refers to a larger than average sized penis.

Hey baby, I would love to take you home and shove my lunker in your mouth.

by Kingcockpit January 13, 2009

Salty Lunker

Slang for large heavy penis.

Man, my back hurts from carring this Salty Lunker around everywhere

by tsukisan December 17, 2012

leave a lunker in the fish bowl

To take a big crap and not flush the toilet.

Don't invite E. pettit over, he often will leave a lunker in the fish bowl!

by kolman March 20, 2008

lunker

Though the original meaning is "Big fish", "Lunker" has been used in many circles when refering to "big Women", specifically those you may meet in a bar or night club.

"Did you hear that Joe banged that "lunker" from the bar last night....Ewwww"

by Jaeden Smith ,M. April 18, 2004

Lurkers

People who hang at the skatepark and smoke weed all day instead of skating.

"yo i think we'll be the only ones at the skatepark today"

"nah man theres always the fuckin lurkers"

by suicidalwonton August 19, 2009