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loser lunge

When all players are aligned in a circle and they play footbag (hacky-sack), a loser lunge occurs when a player kicks the footbag into the middle, without a definite player as the target. What ensues is that one or more players will try to lunge for the hacky sack in the middle and usually miss. All the players that lunged for it and missed will have done a loser lunge.
Ryan is famous for his loser lunges.

Don't just kick the footbag randomly, or else it will go to the middle and someone will do a loser lunge.
by Stephen Ting July 24, 2006
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Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.
by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021
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Turd Lunger

Turd Lunger is used to describe a person who derives pleasure from getting a lung full of vapors from a healthy pile of freshly grunted crap. This type of individual will not enter a bathroom without ample reading material, thus not depriving themselves ample time to “Lunger” the vapors.
Turd Lungers are closely related to Turd Linger in that they both enjoy turds; however the Turd Lunger is motivated by vapors whereas the Turd Linger derives pleasure from scent and sound.
Bobby read the Wall Street Journal while he pinched off his midmorning grunt; giving him ample time to “Lunger” his neatly tapered turd. Bobby is a true Turd Lunger.
by Lucky Lunger February 24, 2009
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Tant lunge

A deep lunge with one leg up on a chair while dipping up and down with your partners legs open touching tants.
I'll be home in 10, get ready to tant lunge all night.
by Kris Laymon January 18, 2016
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daddy longlegs

a goddamn spider with long spindly ones that i HATE!!! motherfucker. daddy longlegs may be somewhere and you didn't know it 'cos that bitchass is nigh on invisble, cunt spider wankstain daddy longlegs i hate you!!!!!!!
marcus didn't know that unbeknownst to his a daddy longlegs was approaching, goddamn!
by tht! tne May 22, 2005
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Langley mill

A village situated on the derby and Nottinghamshire border. You will often spot a drunken tramp weasling his way to the bus stop. The village has a very large football following and you can sometimes overhear the "geezers" arguing about it at one in the morning. Do not be fooled by its peaceful look though as the year sevens will catch you lacking outside of home bargains.
by Not your dad__69 February 2, 2022
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kings langley school

Kings is home to the worlds largest collection of crackheads. Every girl looks like my toenail and all the teachers smell of my nans foot fungus. No coloured coats are allowed and if you wear them inside for more than 0.003 seconds a teacher will scream at you. The headteacher is a pedo that likes to look up skirts so don’t be surprised if he asks you to pull your skirt down. Most of the boys either have some form of autism or ADHD or are a wannabe roadman. The school chicken burgers have AIDS and the Radnor fizz will give you coronavirus. Avoid this place at all costs unless you want a couple STDs and to be pounded by your noncy food tech teacher
Kings Langley school reminds me of hell.
by ThatNi🅱️🅱️🅰️ January 30, 2020
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