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lunch lady 

(n.) One who undertakes the menial occupation of serving lunch to minors in school and is generally unattractive and/or hairy. The food served is generally subpar and may or may not contain the pubic hair of other "lunch ladies." Due to the overall degradation of this occupation, all minors whose mothers are "lunch ladies" are embarrassed and must endure all sorts of ridicule from fellow students. Also commonly referred to as one's "bitch."
Shut up, your mom serves me food; I mean, she's the lunch lady for fuck's sake.

lunch lady 

Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.
Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???

I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.
lunch lady by TheNativez April 21, 2007

naughty lunch lady 

a sexual act involving a student of a school and his lunch aid. The sex is rough and involoves an edible lubricant
"me and nancy did the naughty lunch lady in the closet"
naughty lunch lady by adfjkgwegjk December 15, 2008
a cool/cute way of talking about lunch or lunchtime
you want to head out for some lunchly ?
lunchly by Rapechel June 28, 2009

The Lunch Lady 

a sexual position that works like this, you lay on the bed and your partner leaves to the kitchen, makes you a samich, comes back and feeds it to you.
Hey baby lets do The Lunch Lady tonight ;)
The Lunch Lady by 3nt October 14, 2017

lunch lady 

The reciver/giver of many body shots
the lunch lady serves all!
lunch lady by Laura Branz December 11, 2003