lont

That strange fuzz in your belly button. But how did it get there?

That lont sich ain't looking too good down there...

by bedazzzled May 11, 2020

Lornt

When a situation is either savage, dramatic or ridiculous but you also feel turnt from it occuring.

It was a great night out when Russell got so "lornt" off of Makers Mark and Tinder Bitches.

I'm all "lornt" on pre-workout and BCAA; better snapchat the boys.

by MontrealMedic1 February 8, 2018

The Lucky Lowther

While your girlfriend is away for the weekend you proceed to drink guinness as quickly as you can. When full capacity is reached a female sexual partner is found. While attempting the missionary position the full stomach of guiness is vomitted into the females mouth. After swallowing the guinnessboth people go to sleep. When the female defecates the next morning the male proceeds to snort it in lines and if he himself is not made ill it is called the lucky lowther.

The poor guy, his girlfriend was in Bundoran last night so he attempted the lucky lowther

by jocktastic March 8, 2011

lowtax

To blow one's brains out because you're too much of An Hero (read: fukken coward) to provide for one's own children and too broke to "FLEE THE COUNTRY!"

Bonus Points awarded if those children one just abandoned were the products of using one's long-faded internet celebrity to groom and abuse women who deserved better than.

"did you hear about poor Jimmy's dad? Dude straight Lowtaxed himself after losing his shirt at the casino."

by forcefedmark November 12, 2021

Lowth

The opposite of height.

I couldn't see the midget because of his lowth.

by Iamsogood December 12, 2012

lontay

The best last name that ever came to be, everyone wants to be a lontay. lontay is a god a good buddy and the best person you will ever meet.

Lontay I wish i was you!

by FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT January 19, 2018

Lowittosophy

the act of speaking mindblowing words that blow peoples' dicks, figuratively speaking. Poetry meets Philosophy to have this beast of an offspring. This act also involves, but is not limited to, the fucking of the mind.

"Did you hear that Lowittosophy? That was mindfucking!

by BRo box April 28, 2011