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lousiana hot pocket 

Having sex while chewing tobacco, and spitting on your dick to lube it up
Man Luanne was dryer than a desert last night so I gave her a lousiana hot pocket.
She is a crazy person but she is so nice. She is good at soccer and athletic. She is depressed and hides her feelings so nobody will ask if she is ok. Her friends say that they are more sad and they need all the attention. Even though Luciana helps others with there life and not hers. Luciana needs a lot more healthy friendship. She also hates anything girly and is a tomboy. Luciana makes a lot of guy friends but she doesn’t hang out with anybody and spends her time alone. Next time you see a Luciana help her and never let her go.
Girl; want to hang out with us
Luciana; no...
Luciana by Lonely loser January 3, 2020

Lousiana Purchase 

When a girl's ass transforms into a large mass and volume within a very short period of time less than 12 months similar to the immediate U.S. land expanison of 1803.
Dan: Dude, I don't know how her ass got that big. It was small last year.

David: Yeah, it was, that's a total Lousiana Purchase.

Lousiana yard dog

alligators that turn up on folks property. also known as fideaux.
careful in the back, you might creep up on a lousiana yard dog.

lousiana paint job 

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.
Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.
lousiana paint job by Aerius June 23, 2007
Luciana means light, joy.. If you ever meet one you are going to know that they are very athletic persons. They always mark there presence in some way or another. They are very creative and enjoyable people also they are very good at drawing. They have an amazing taste on music and on every thing.
If you ever meet a Luciana never let them go cause with one word they can light your day, always.
Person1: Hey I met your friend Luciana yesterday at soccer! She is very fun and enjoyable!

Person2: Oh really! We could go out together sometime!
Person1: Yeah! I also seen her draw, omg she is amazing at that also she was listening music in the bus omg it was BTS!
Luciana by We love Tate November 23, 2021