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loofus

(1) a pubic hair that women occasionaly choke on, it can't be removed because its stuck in the crotch region very tightly. it can't be shaved because its made of steel.

(2) a really dumb douche bag. by douche bag i mean ignorant wanna be mean but can't stupid dick humper. and by the sentence above this one i mean a asshole. and by asshole i mean someone whos a dick. do u get the gist of it.

(3) a term used to describe mentally handicapped people or retards. the type of retard who would break a plate glass window with his boner then lick the blood of the broken shards and walk into a fueneral home half naked during a wake.

(4) simon cowell

(5) a word used to describe a genreal idiot. you know what a idiot is. like someone who cheats on their taxes...but uses a bright red pen and mispells words like "money"

(6) just a funny ass word to confuse the elderly with.
(1) AAAAAH frank you loofus finally broke off... but now its gaging the fuck out of me. i gotta shit.

(2) guy 1: i had sex with you wife...ANAL

guy 2: god damnit loofus.

(3) conversation
person 1: yeah so then the loofus came into my house with a baseball bat. then he kept screaming "peabut butter" and i was freaked because it was 2 in the morning. then these people came into my house and put this crazy loofus in a huge duffel bag.

person 2: thats crazy. loffus's are only here to freak people out and to amuse us. oh and alos to play piano

(4) simon cowell: that was gastly. excuse me i have to go home and vomit in my underwear draw. that was horrible. i'm gay

(5) person 1: your brother is a stupid loofus.

person 2: no he's not. why would you say that?

person 1: uummmm....maybe its because he just took a shit in my grandmas bath tub. then her threw his own fecal matter at her stuffed cat.

(6) young person: hi there old guy, did you poop your pants again

old person: WhAAAaaaa i can't here yaa
young peson: LOOFUS

old person: WWHAAAA, you damn hooligans. get off my porch with your stupid music. WHAAaa. i just soiled my self. JULIA!!!!

old persons wife: WHAAT MARVIN!

old person: i need a depense... HURRY UP WOMEN.

young person: wow, when i get old i'm gonna shoot my self in the face
by guess April 10, 2004
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looses

when a close friend betrays you on instant messaging or other forms of communications, often by taking sides of the enemy and attempts to cover his track via pretending to help his side.
JG: go out like a soldier looses
looses: nah its better here
JG: ur such a looses admit
by Jonny Gel January 21, 2008
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loosuh

also known as "loser." this is the slang inet version of it. this version is on a slightly more intensed level than its counterpart, "loser."
"Son, why you stay acting like a big ass loosuh?"
by _Los April 2, 2007
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Loosasaurus Rex

One who comits a hefty loose act.
Did you hear how Isaac ate his ass? Isaac is such a loosasaurus Rex.
by Fahtility June 13, 2016
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loobus

Loobus is a curse that one can attain if the close their eyes and chant to Oliver (the gay cat). Once performed, the beholder may experience feelings of loobussy (a side affect of the Loobus curse)

***DISCLAIMER

The Roman Catholic Church does NOT associate with or condone any activities pertaining to the Loobus curse.
“Hey, John, what’s the weather today?”
“Not on my watch… LOOBUS!”
“NoooooooooOoO” *combusts into a turtle dove

And that’s the curse of Loobus.
by Loobus.1234.curse May 3, 2022
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looses

i have a looses
by looses November 12, 2020
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Loosup

Loosup is a word meaning, "whats up" in the most informal way possible.
Hey loosup!

Loosup my G.
by Ayden.B March 14, 2021
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