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loosen your goose

If you would just loosen your goose dude, you'd feel much better.
by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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Loosened up the Flow

I was constipated for a couple days until today when I loosened up the flow. Man that felt great!
by Jonnie 5 March 15, 2010
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Loosen up my buns

Honey, will you loosen up my buns tonight?
by RSIM May 15, 2006
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Loosen Your Collar

When someone's really uptight and generally being a humorless or overstudious person, you'd say this to them to indicate that they need to relax and take themselves less seriously sometimes. A kinder alternative to get over yourself.
"Why would you play that game? It's so violent and misogynistic!"
"Wow, what are you my mom? It's just good mindless fun, loosen your collar. Damn!"
by Chris J Phoenix May 14, 2015
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Loosen up my buttons

An "ebonics" term reffering to taking one's clothes off in preparation for "explicit activities".
Hey Chimp, loosen up my buttons. *provocative wink*
by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 14, 2006
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Live laugh loosen up a bit

Live life to the fullest ; Not holding back. Or used when your friend is being a uptight bitch
Hey Emily you have to live laugh loosen up a bit and stop being so uptight in class
by Live laugh loosen up maker 2.0 February 4, 2020
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Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
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