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The sometimes seemingly necessary act of having sex with a third non-participating party in the room. The name refers to the huge single room houses where entire tribal communities lived and slept. Couples had the unfortunate choice of getting it on next to their sleeping kids and ugly, annoying neighbors or shagging on twigs in the woods.
Man, this dude longhoused his girl last while I tutored his roommate three feet away in their dorm room. It was nasty but at least he wasn't longhousing himself under them covers.
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Get the longus dickicus mug.A term used to define someone who is lovely (lo) and (a) gorgeous (gous). People can usually will find it difficult to find someone who is loagous as it requires them to be attractive and super kind hearted. People who are loagous are perfect relationship partners and are highly desired.
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by Wrtyupoihgtrgjrbduendgsie January 4, 2023
Get the lougous mug.Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.
This woman longhoused me the other day because she told me I fucked her friend and that was a form of socio-psychological rape
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