When the top of a thong a girl is wearing shows above her pants, forming a shape much like a longhorn bull's head.
by DukeofURL December 27, 2005
a tea sip, a nipple piercing, weed-smoking stain on the future of humanity that festers in Austin TX
Ricky Williams gave up a fortune and glory in the NFL because he is an idiotic, dope-smoking longhorn
by Gig 'Em Ags August 24, 2004
1.) Individual with lacking intelligence and extremely dillusional prospects at a chance of glory not involving sucking from the teats of their fathers. (i.e. Chris Simms!)
2.) Animal always forced to watch its own ass in fear of another visit from Mack Brown. (i.e. Sodomy)
2.) Animal always forced to watch its own ass in fear of another visit from Mack Brown. (i.e. Sodomy)
by goingFor5inArow August 29, 2004
The befitting mascot of all University of Texas athletic teams. Their teams can't seem to rise above the status of mindless cattle.
by Soonerfan March 3, 2008
The act of grasping two individuals with one hand by their anus by support of one’s pinky and thumb while said individuals are butt to butt.
Me and the Mrs decided to try some crystal meth and ended up bringing home the supplier and got ourselves into some longhorning and now my ass hurts.
by PhatTuesday December 12, 2019
Jethro,We shouldnt even watch this game because the SOONERS are gonna kick our ass again for the 4th straight year!
by SoonerClassOf'96 July 29, 2003
The longhorn beetle is a parasite that has been infesting the United States since 1997, destroying the nation's trees and parks.
by Raccoon June 6, 2005