Definitions by goingFor5inArow

longhorn 

1.) Individual with lacking intelligence and extremely dillusional prospects at a chance of glory not involving sucking from the teats of their fathers. (i.e. Chris Simms!)
2.) Animal always forced to watch its own ass in fear of another visit from Mack Brown. (i.e. Sodomy)

1.) I'm such a longhorn after making out with that dude!

longhorn by goingFor5inArow August 28, 2004