loner boner

When you miss your pork pal so much just thinking about her/him gives you an erection.

"WTF man? Why are you pitching a tent around me?"

"I was looking at one of Crystal's pics. She's in Chicago and now I've got a loner boner!"

by ThePariahDog September 18, 2012

loner boner

A boner that appears without warrant and often by itself with no other boners around. I.E, a boner appearing at a strange time that no other man would find sexy.

A spontaneous boner, if you will.

"I was in math class and got a total loner boner. Had to cover it with my text book."

by Supercalifragilisticexpaladocious January 17, 2008

Loner Boner

The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.

Why is Alison single, is she seeing someone? Nah she got the loner boner

by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021

loner boner

a person who usually shows up to places/parties by themself, alone, and with no friends at that time.

I usually go to hip hop shows by myself, but I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(

by potranquita June 8, 2005

loner boner

When someone is so lonely and haven't gone out of the house for days when they begin to find the silence sexy they might get a loner boner.

Guy: I haven't been out for ages! I'm so horny, and its so quiet in here...oh god no I feel a loner boner coming on.

by Clever Locust April 25, 2013

Loner Boner

lonely
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.

I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(

by potranquita June 6, 2005

Loner boner

To have a boner but no one around to see it.

I had such a loner boner the other day.

by Bold_country May 20, 2014