Lomak

A person who is horrible at online roleplay (pking) player killing.

"He has 2 kills and 51 deaths, what a lomak!"

by nanvan May 6, 2009

Lomach

A Scottish delicacy, made out of sheep's dick, which is then stuffed with another sheep's dick.

"Aye, Nelson, what's next to the haggis?"

"Ah, that's the Lomach, fresh from the pasture. You'll notice the delicate dick-into-dick stuffing my grandmother has used since the days of old."

by piratemerdi January 24, 2010

lumack

A fat and lazy hubby sitting on a couch. Usually they used to be in better physical condition, but are now gaining weight to the point where they are starting to look like their couch.

Jane: "Get up you big lumack"
Hurrby: "once I deep throat this twinkie"

by Hurrby May 31, 2017

lojack

#2 A wedding ring or wedding band.

Awe man, he was so hot, too bad he's got a lojack.

by D April 9, 2005

Kojak LoJack

How da famous NYC detective tracks his vehicle and other valuables if they get stolen.

If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???

by QuacksO May 23, 2021

LOMAC

LOad of Maddening Asinine Crap, otherwise known as Lock On: Modern Air Combat.

A jocular flight sim that is a prime indicator of the sorry state of PC flight sims. Despite the fact that it has no real campaign system, ludicrous system requirements, a lack of detailed avionics modelling, a poorly-coded graphics engine, and more bugs than the Brazilian rainforest, it is still championed by some as the "king of military flight sims" by people who have never played Falcon 4.0

Flight Simmer 1: Hey, have you placed LOMAC?
Flight Simmer 2: No way, I refuse to poison my computer with that shit.

by Gazuga April 10, 2004

looack

Overweight; a 'fatass'

"Did you see that new kid Daniel? He's such a looack."

by Tyronium January 18, 2025