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LOL speak

The official language of the lol cats, aka lawlcatz.Teh laguage was discovered when cats beggan attempting to speak the english language, to let their masters know what they desire, or to state events, they made possible.
The oldest demand of a speaking cat is recorded and used in lolcat pictures quite often, showing a hungry-looking cat saying "can i haz cheezburgr?"
LOL speak example

uneducated cat:
"Excuse me, good sir.Can I borrow your lolspeak dictionary?"
lawl kat:"Eye donznt now wat u iz tolkin ot meh.pleez taek mah lolz peak dikshonari!!1one!!"
by Shop the whop March 29, 2009
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lilspeak

A dialect of written slang used by littles, mostly on chat and message boards. Spelling is extremely phonetic, reflects child-like speech impediments, and may be otherwise incorrect. Grammar is extremely child-like. Comments frequently reflect child-like miscomprehension of others' comments.

Come to think of it, that describes ebonics, too.
Me tawk wilspeak. Me spel fonetikly waseber dat iz. Me wub my Grammy. She not chidish.
by Downstrike September 21, 2006
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lulspeak

The extensive use of noob asian typing such as "c u den" instead of "see you then" or "Sumsing wong?" instead of "something wrong?"
"Oh my fuxing gawd, eye can knot bee-leaf he let dat gurl sux his eggroll last night, mang."

"Stop using lulspeak, faggot."
by Tim_Xue January 17, 2010
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