Lolcow Wrangler

Someone who makes money taking advantage of lolcows.

My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.

by romhack64 January 23, 2023

Lolcow Super

A lolcow(s) with a high resilience of immunity built in their bodies to resist diseases and body pain.

Christian Weston Chandler is a Lolcow Super.

by Lolcow Doctor October 9, 2022

Lolcow

An excuse to bully people.

Lolcows are just normal, innocent people. Stop hurting and bullying them.

by tigersharktax April 9, 2024

Lolcow

Someone you milk for laughs

I saw a video of a woke freak, she's my new lolcow

by SUPERWOGFAN100 September 8, 2025

Lolcow

(n) A lolcow is the victim of being hyped/gassed up over something unflattering or embarrassing. Often associated as a part of bullying and the Lolcow being unaware.

Back in middle school I thought I was so cool for dancing when others said "dance white boy, dance!" when in reality I was being bullied and really not good at dancing. Yup, I was a lolcow.

by DaltDun January 17, 2025

Lolcow

Lolcows are selfish people who usually at one point were a memed person, but upon realization that they are a memed person. They fail to understand they shouldn't attempt to be funny. They end up selfish for money or fame and just get no-where.

Also a synonym for Elon Musk, but with the accepting of... well actually wait there is none.

Not to be confused with meme as memes are funny.

"Chris chan is such a meme" - N. Obdy
"No he is a lolcow, like elon" -Eve Won

by Hatius Brainrotius February 25, 2025

Lolcow

Someone who has big breasts and posts funny memes on X.

"She posted another funny meme on twitter!"
"Wow, she's such a lolcow."

by Desyvero June 24, 2025