Lolcow Wrangler

Someone who makes money taking advantage of lolcows.

My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.

by romhack64 January 23, 2023

Lolcow Super

A lolcow(s) with a high resilience of immunity built in their bodies to resist diseases and body pain.

Christian Weston Chandler is a Lolcow Super.

by Lolcow Doctor October 9, 2022

Lolcow

A term used as an excuse to bully people.

The people in question never did anything, and there's no evidence or there is insufficient evidence of them doing anything.

Stop bullying people. Lolcows are normal people.

by tigersharktax April 9, 2024

LOLCOW

Duttery - Youtuber who gets doxxed and doesnt care...

Oblivious to getting banned in R6 Siege when making a rotation and is a complete retard at playing games...

Dylan is a lolcow - He is just oblivious to how stupid he looks.

by Throwdaddy November 5, 2023

Lolcow

Someone who has big breasts and posts funny memes on X.

"She posted another funny meme on twitter!"
"Wow, she's such a lolcow."

by Desyvero June 24, 2025

Lolcow

Someone you milk for laughs

I saw a video of a woke freak, she's my new lolcow

by SUPERWOGFAN100 September 8, 2025

Lolcow

Lolcows are selfish people who usually at one point were a memed person, but upon realization that they are a memed person. They fail to understand they shouldn't attempt to be funny. They end up selfish for money or fame and just get no-where.

Also a synonym for Elon Musk, but with the accepting of... well actually wait there is none.

Not to be confused with meme as memes are funny.

"Chris chan is such a meme" - N. Obdy
"No he is a lolcow, like elon" -Eve Won

by Hatius Brainrotius February 25, 2025