logan

a logan probably smells like freshly picked ass. he almost all the time looks like a step dad. no one can decide on whether he looks 12 or 43. he can be nice only some of the time but most of the time he is a full time dipshit. also if your logan only ever plays video games he is most definitely gonna have scoliosis. logans also never show emotion.. rip.

logans also love being called "logi" or "logbear" or "lolo" or "wogan" or "booger"

good luck!!

*cries*

by Balkwesha4life September 18, 2019

logan

- cranium larger then schlong
(never mind apparently?)
- recently discovered hygiene

- most definitely has a secret scrotum piercing
- smells nice

the other day i was watching rectal seggs and one of the stars was such a logan.

by 69’ING IS MY FAVORITE HOBBY April 02, 2023

logan

a GIANT procrastinator

“Logan omg I swear to god you need to get your homework done”

“Fuck school. It can smd” -Logan

by that.one.girl. January 29, 2018

logan

fucking best name in the whole world but that one that filmed that dead body he a wanker

person 1: hey logan

logan: my name is best in the world dumbass

by big boy 69 ye mean April 15, 2020

logan

hes a faggot that likes sucking cock and sucks off his teacher. he will usually bug people until they kill themselves

logans a faggot ass bitch

by ghdiuasyfuyesgfuygeaygs January 10, 2020

logan

A kid who broke his foot

Logan got beat

by nat-g member May 28, 2009

logan

adjective; a logan is a person without a brain who believes that they not only have one, but that it is superior to most other brains. These doltish people are like talking to a wall, only the wall talks back.

these people often misunderstand things or purposly skew the meaning of something so that they can ramble off into some pointless and completly unrelated comment in hopes of a deep and meaningful conversation that no one else cares to take part in because they are always half-witted and inane.

variations:
loganize
loganism
loganish

"dont be a logan."

"urgh, he has the thought process and intellectual capacity of a seventh grader. what a fucking logan."

by ghettostarchild September 04, 2007