Dog it and log it is a phrase in similar vain to such phrases as "bag it and tag it" or "hump it and dump it". In this case, a guy gets a dirty dog out with a chick, typically of a drunken nature, and subsequently records the details of said dogging in a log of some kind.
Bill took a seat in front of the fireplace of his personal library. After putting his glasses on, he logged the dirty details of the previous night's debaucherous encounter.
Bro 1: Yo bro, did you get the dog out with that whore Stacy last night?
Bro 2:Yea bro, I dogged it and logged it.
Both: Dog 'N Log!
Bro 1: Yo bro, did you get the dog out with that whore Stacy last night?
Bro 2:Yea bro, I dogged it and logged it.
Both: Dog 'N Log!
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John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.
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