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Log Cabin

The completely non homo act of stripping your bros down, getting them rock hard, and building a Lincoln-log-like cabin with your massive boners. Dude, it's totally not gay. What's wrong with a pile of erections? Nothing... No homo.
Scott: Alright guys! Its 10:30! Time to build a log cabin!

Jeff: Oh yes guys! I've been looking forward to this all night, I've had a boner for 5 hours!

Nick: I'm pulsating.
by MassiveMangasm 8==D July 4, 2010
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Log Cabin

A log cabin is when a girl takes on the maximum amount of boners all at once without any of them touching. Current scientific research show that the amount is 20.
Me:"19 of my friend and I just gave that chick a log cabin."
Mom: "That's nice, dear."
by Honesto abe February 19, 2011
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Log Cabin

Reference for a $5 dollar bill because of Lincoln
Hey dog, I got a Log Cabin on it.
by Chickabong October 7, 2011
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Build a log cabin

1. (n) Slang word for taking a shit that builds upon itself as you shit out more and more
by Ratzy April 28, 2006
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Log Cabin

A failed attempt at a Dutch Oven which results in the culprit shitting the bed with the victim still under the sheets.
I tried to give the wife a Dutch Oven, but i tried to hard and gave her a Log Cabin
by Filthy Jew January 13, 2005
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Log Cabin Republicans

A group of homosexual Americans:
1. who seek to advance the rights of gays in the USA by becoming members of and working for the victory of a political party devoted in large measure to ending all rights for homosexual Americans;
2. devoted to self-destructive irony.
"Hello! I'm Milt, and I'm here for the Republican Victory Party!"
"Great Milt! Welcome! I've got you registered right here! What GOP group was that again?"
"Log Cabin Republicans!"
"Fantastic, Milt! Why don't you go with those two officers there and they'll escort you off the premises! By the way, if you have natural, adopted or foster kids, please write down their names on this card so that Social Services can take them."
"WHAT?!?"
"Milt, it's not my damned fault if you're too stupid to read the policy papers and legislation. NEXT!"
by seeker6079 April 10, 2006
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