pubic lobsters

Similar to what commomn folk refer to pubic lice and/or crabs. The difference being the much more massive and intense grasp more prevalent when reffered to as a lobster. Dont want it. It sucks. Ask Tyler!

Fuckin pubic lobsters been camped out in my pubes now for like a month and still aint payed no rent. Motherfuckers!

by born 2b wilde September 26, 2006

fear of lobsters

lobsterusphobius
from the greek root lobsterus, meaning lobster added with the greek root phobius, meaning phobia.

Sentence: You're friend has lobsterusphobius. She has a fear of lobsters.

by omelia August 30, 2006

Dancing lobsters

The best thing since pickled dick

"Bring out the dancing lobsters"

by wodemingzi shiputaozhi December 26, 2009

Crotch Lobsters

Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?

Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!

by cocknockers January 24, 2009

War Lobsters

Crabs whose host is such a slut that the STD evolves.

Chelsea is such a slut she must have some real tough War Lobsters.

by Jack York August 27, 2013

Full Blown Lobsters

A bad case of crabs or a funny way to say someone has or could possibly have crabs.

'Dude, he doesn't have crabs, he has full blown lobsters!'

by FranceInThePants October 2, 2011

Lobsters

When ones testicles itch tremendously for reasons other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not showering following a workout session.

Broseph: Damn, I didn't shower after work and now my balls itch horribly.
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely

by xeSPox October 25, 2009