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Locklan

He's overall a funny guy who can be nice taller than most people has a great athletic ability and just is so random overall he's a good guy and is hilarious he's not always the brightest but can be smart.
Girl1: Damn Locklan be looking like a snack.
Girl2: Damn I wish I had him in my life
by Datgirlboo27 January 2, 2019
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Locklond

The sexiest man ever to walk to face of the earth! He has crazy sexy blond curly hair, he is super jacked, and the nicest guy you will ever meet!
I wish I could hookup with that hunk of a man Locklond!”
by Asdfghjnbvz February 15, 2022
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Locklond

Locklond or Locke is a awesome guy with a penis the size of a uhaul! It’s not only as long as a uhaul, but like a uhaul, it’s “been around”! Definitely take advantage of any guy named Locke, especially if he has blond curly hair!!
Lady 1“Locklond’s dick last night was like a 13 cart train going in and out my ass all night!!”
Lady 2 “I wish I could fuck a Locke too!”
by Asdfghjnbvz February 15, 2022
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locklan

Is a 200% nigga, if you look him in the eyes you will turn into poo, He uses spud guns Cap fools, BECAUSE REAL NIGGA HOURS
Wait is that a locklan OOOO SHIT RUN NIGGGGA
by Wait you gay May 5, 2018
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locklend

hey its that locklend gamer dude
by tinyzik000 November 30, 2016
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Taking a locklan

When you have to take a shit so violent you take your cloths off and clench your toes and pray to god
Hey man sorry I missed the round I was taking a locklan i thought the grim reaper was gonna snatch me
by Br0Trøn November 6, 2025
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