by Anonymous March 4, 2004
Get the lockbox mug.A figurative device, in which a woman hold's a man's manhood, preventing him from acting as per his natural state. Implicit in this arrangement is that the woman has means of reprisal against the man, and should he misbehave, grave consequences await. Most commonly used to describe arrangements in spousal or significant-other relationships, but can also be used in other scenarios where a woman has power over a man, and he must accede to her demands or face consequences. Often abbreviated, just 'TLB', especially when used in polite company.
The word is only correctly used if the man feels emasculated as a result - it does not cover all situations where a woman has authority over a man. A female boss who just threatens to fire a guy would not have him in a testicle lockbox if he feels machismo because of it.
In the late 90's, perhaps the genesis of the term, it was used to describe the arrangement Hillary Clinton had come to with Bill Clinton after the Monica Lewinsky scandal erupted.
The word is only correctly used if the man feels emasculated as a result - it does not cover all situations where a woman has authority over a man. A female boss who just threatens to fire a guy would not have him in a testicle lockbox if he feels machismo because of it.
In the late 90's, perhaps the genesis of the term, it was used to describe the arrangement Hillary Clinton had come to with Bill Clinton after the Monica Lewinsky scandal erupted.
Q: Joe, you wanna go bowling tonight?
A: Naw, man, my old lady, she don't want me being out late.
Q: She's totally got you in a testicle lockbox.
A: Shuddup.
A: Naw, man, my old lady, she don't want me being out late.
Q: She's totally got you in a testicle lockbox.
A: Shuddup.
by ClimbingTheLog August 21, 2007
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I have to pee so bad but I'm lockboxin' it!
by Valeriepublican July 16, 2011
Get the Lockboxin' mug.When someone has something you want or need, but they won't give it to you.
Background: Key point of Al Gore's 2000 campaign.
Background: Key point of Al Gore's 2000 campaign.
You: "Hey, do you have 50 cents so I can get something to drink?"
Friend who has just put 50 cents in their pocket: "Uh, no dude, i'm sorry..."
You: "Man, that is lockbox right there."
Friend who has just put 50 cents in their pocket: "Uh, no dude, i'm sorry..."
You: "Man, that is lockbox right there."
by torey February 6, 2005
Get the lockbox mug.Prisoner:1 aye Sparky got and ounce in his lockbox
Prisoner:2 damn I'm tryin to get a quarter, ill trade him for some Nikes, and skittles
Prisoner:1 ight, I have the key ill hook it up
Prisoner:2 damn I'm tryin to get a quarter, ill trade him for some Nikes, and skittles
Prisoner:1 ight, I have the key ill hook it up
by pseudonym "DRIZZ" January 7, 2015
Get the lockbox mug.When you rent a hotel room, lock yourself in, turn off all the lights, cover all the doors and windows, stick a wet towel over the smoke detector and one under the door and proceed to hotbox the whole room with vape
by Ms.Griffin May 27, 2019
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