lobsterworthy

Describes a moment or an occasion that you consider so special that you have to go celebrate with a delicious lobster, as if it was an edible trophy or...something.

Friend: He finally popped the question!
BFF: OMG! Lobsterworthy moment!

or

Son: Mom, I got first place in the science fair.
Mom: Really? I have to share this lobsterworthy news with your dad!

by Red Lobster February 3, 2015

LobsterCorgi

A corgi dressed as a lobster kinda ugly but hoes and bitches love em

Lobstercorgi get all da hoes

by sweegedelic December 28, 2020

lobster pot

A highly addictive, dangerous drug derived from algae scraped off of lobster shells. The most potent lobster pot comes from lobsters caught in the Bering Strait of Alaska. This is seen on the hit show The Deadliest Catch- the lobsters are quickly put into underground tanks in which excons harvest lobster pot off of the catch. The lobsters are rarely shown in these tanks, as any signs of lobster pot harvesting would result in the forfeiture of the drugs to the DEA, and subsequent criminal prosecution. Users of lobster pot often observe hallucinations and feelings of invincibility. In fact, the underground rapper Lil Nicky Fizzle was arrested after allegedly eating his girlfriend, mistaking her for a chicken parmigiana grinder.

Lobster Pothead: yo nigga yo gots that lobster pot?

Friend: Nah nigga, that shit is crazy, you get 25 to life just for possession, aint you heard of Nicky Fizzle? That dude ate his ho

by big og December 10, 2009

lobsterlow

Lower than cancerlow but higher than mathe-low

Kings: Vamo stay lobsterlow

Vamo: Atleast im not mathe-low

by kingscsx June 15, 2021

Lobsterhate

An irrational hatred, usually directed toward a celebrity or a fictional character, which is remarkable and admirable in its passion and intensity. Believed to have originated from poster named "Lobster" on an online messageboard who hated a character on General Hospital.

I lobsterhate Jessica Simpson and hope she falls off the face of the planet.

by Inky April 22, 2004

lobsterbation

1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.

After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.

by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005

Lobsterbating

A form of rigorous masturbation that renders you breathless and causes your face to redden from exhaustion.

As a teen I was very fond of Lobsterbating.

by loreleibooks July 25, 2011