Loafenity Prayer

Loafenity Prayer:

God, grant me the laziness to avoid work everyday

The courage to nap for hours on end

and the hammock to do it in.

I got pissed when my wife asked me to do a bunch of chores around the house today. So I said the loafenity prayer three times and took a nap instead.

by JShakes December 23, 2009

Logen

Logen . usually a super nice guys! always treat there girl right:) and very very good looking

hes so goooddd looking! who? Logen duh

by jessielovesyoy January 28, 2013

Lougene

A boy named Lougene is amazingly attractive, People like johanna can not stay away, always hoping a boy like this will sit next to them in english.

Abs of steel, a chiselled physique and a heart of gold.

Synonyms: Smart, Sexy, Attractive, Huge.

a boy named lougene

by johanna mann June 3, 2011

loagan paul

d dose STD

loagan paul

by oofgang101 November 16, 2018

longen

better than lengthen

you need to longen this curse so it sounds better

by Harre_ April 8, 2021

Longendyke

The best last name in the world!

Kyle Longendyke

by ultimateguy21 March 12, 2010

lagend

Lagends are usually very tall and deep voiced. They usually have darker colored skin and loves comics. They especially live super heroes and Marvel's Avengers. Lagends will curse in front of a unknown crowd, and is not afraid to yell at any times. Lagends will usually fall for the cutest person it the class, and get rejected without the person thinking about it. Lagends will not take other people's shit and doesn't bother with stuff that won't affect them after the day ends. They may not be the nicest, but if you don't get on his nerves and be nice, you will see his good side. And lagends love getting attention. Just maybe not detentions

Dude, that kid won't stop yelling in the cafeteria! He so loud!

Oh yeah... That's lagend... He talks like that.... It's basically one notch above whisper for him.

Oh.... Great... That still doesn't change the fact that he is annoying still...

by Name_Goddess May 26, 2018