Lmp

Girls say "suck ma dick" now for guys to not be alone guys can now say "lick my pussy"

Girl: "Bitch u can suck my dick" *smd*
Boy: " Nigga u can lick my pussy" *Lmp

by Imortal kid JJ January 26, 2019

LMP

means Last Message Please, used after going offline unexpectedly due to various reasons and coming back online after missing the previously sent message

John: I had so much fun at the party

Jane: (offline)

John: You there?

Jane: *LMP

by iamstevirus October 01, 2011

LMP

Leck meinen Penis (German)
Lick my penis (english)

colloquial for "suck my dick"

ey LMP..it's so fuckin hot

wow lmp this girl is hooottt

by damaggus July 22, 2006

Lmp

Lmp means lick my pussy

hey babe lmp tn

by Kaydonald February 11, 2022

Lmp

Lick my pussy 👅💦

Girl: hey come over here and lmp

by Joe example November 03, 2019

LMP

Acronym = "Lick My Poopa" (poopa being slang for ones posterior)
To shine someone on, tell someone off.

"That lowlife ripped me off! I told him to LMP!"
"yeah, whatever, LMP"

by gavs August 17, 2006

LMP

An excuse to get some attention or “like my pic” on social media

“Hey Mark, LMP I posted for you;p”

by Anonymous kesha November 17, 2017