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Girls say "suck ma dick" now for guys to not be alone guys can now say "lick my pussy"
Girl: "Bitch u can suck my dick" *smd*
Boy: " Nigga u can lick my pussy" *Lmp
by Imortal kid JJ January 25, 2019
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means Last Message Please, used after going offline unexpectedly due to various reasons and coming back online after missing the previously sent message
John: I had so much fun at the party

Jane: (offline)

John: You there?

Jane: *LMP
by iamstevirus October 1, 2011
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Leck meinen Penis (German)
Lick my penis (english)

colloquial for "suck my dick"
ey LMP..it's so fuckin hot

wow lmp this girl is hooottt
by damaggus July 22, 2006
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hey babe lmp tn
by Kaydonald February 11, 2022
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Lick my pussy 👅💦
Girl: hey come over here and lmp
by Joe example November 3, 2019
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Acronym = "Lick My Poopa" (poopa being slang for ones posterior)
To shine someone on, tell someone off.
"That lowlife ripped me off! I told him to LMP!"
"yeah, whatever, LMP"
by gavs August 16, 2006
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I procrastinate to use that LMP.
by R|E|T October 11, 2019
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