Litchfield

The most boring small town in central Minnesota. Possibly the only boring town in all of Minnesota. Everyone seems to be either uneducated farmers or high school drop-outs. Many people that are born there never leave, and all inhabitants tend to be related to each other in one way or another. If you are looking for a nice family-friendly small town to raise your children in, I would advise you not to move there.

Litchfield is like an infectious wart growing on the otherwise flawless lands of Minnesota.

by Snogard March 21, 2011

Litchfield

n. Where/When nothing is going on.
v. (litchfielding) Doing nothing because nothing is going on.

n. This is Litchfield right now.

v. I hate Litchfielding because nobody ever wants to host.

by Litchfield July 12, 2009

Litchfield, CT

1. n.
- a small, puritan village in Northwestern Connecticut.
- Settled in 1721, the town grew with separatist efficiency, becoming the county seat in 1774. Today, Litchfield covers approximately 53 square miles.
- Features include The Forman School, Derwin Outfitters, Stop n Shop, Bozak Resort & Spa, Vacuum Repair Shop, and little else of interest.
(Origin: British; Old English- liche/lich: a corpse.)

2. n.
- A small town in the Northwestern hills of Connecticut where lost souls remain in purgatory.

3. n.
- The waiting room and reception area for hell.

Missy: Don't do that, unless you want to spend all of eternity burning in the fires of Litchfield, CT.

by Noitimba Dnilb November 12, 2006

Litchfield, NH

Privileged white town, where everyone says the n-word. They also got mad furrys at the high school, the chill spot is Darrah pond where the boys love to smoke up.

The crackhead from Litchfield, NH

by GangGangrandomguy October 19, 2021

Russel litchfield

A Russel Litchfield is basically a mardy twat who is always on look out for hot men and usually has a gay friend called Kieran Reynolds. This is a definition of a man who doesnt yet know wether he likes to take it or give it, but it can be expected that he does one of the two whilst a kieran reynolds prefers to take it but enjoys fellatio of the anus oppose to full out but fucking.

"dave is a bit of a russel litchfield,
nah i think hese more of a kieran reynolds"

by Bigboy ;) March 22, 2011

Litchfield ring

Extreme dryness in and around the anus. Can get so severe that anal hemorrhaging can occur. usual causes include 'dry humping' and beer bottles. The only cure is a buttered butt plug.

Litchfield ring is unique to soho, London.

by gfoshow January 21, 2010

litchfield high school

a bunch of fucking cunts running around and snakes following ur every move.... you will be lucky if u can walk in the bathroom to rip juul without a fuckinh snitch under the stall recording u!!! also there’s no hot guys just weird gay boys who will fuck with ur heart and choose the fat bitch over u

litchfield is such a fucking piece of shit can’t wait to get out of this joint (litchfield high school)

by 678282person December 8, 2018