take a lip lock on my fuck stick

a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.

Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!

by Mei Dikurts September 10, 2006

Louisiana Lip Lock

When a man does a good job performing oral sex on a woman, she will wrap her legs around his head, locking his lips against hers. If the lady's legs are wrapped tight enough, the man's air supply will be cut off causing him to suck harder to try to get air in his lungs, creating increased pleasure for the female.

I was going down on my girlfriend last night and she liked it so much, she put me in the Louisiana Lip Lock.

by El Dawg March 6, 2012

cincinatti lip lock

The act of passing shit from one person to another after tossing one person's salad.

Dude I hooked up with a girl a week ago and she gave me a cincinatti lip lock and I could taste shit for the whole week.

by professorgenitals March 18, 2008

lip-locked

(v.) When someone does something so unattractive that your vagina (labia majora) literally sews itself up

I was lip-locked after his hot, stinky breath made its way into my nostrils.

by Madame Lillian December 7, 2019

lip locked

This happens when a dude that has braces on his teeth is going down on a girl that is quite hairy in the nether lips and his braces get ensnared in her pubes, thus locking his face lips onto her downstairs lips.

-Hey, did you hear about Timmy?

-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.

-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.

-True.

by valet6969 October 9, 2011

Liplocked Gridlock

When traffic is stalled at a signal because people in the first car are too busy kissing to notice that the light ahs changed.

The people in the car in front of us was kissing at a stoplight and didn't notice that the light was green which caused a Liplocked Gridlock.

by sharky79 March 23, 2010

Prom Night Limo Liplock

When the Prom dance is over and you and your date are riding in the limo around town..she goes to give you a blow job and your foreskin gets caught in her braces. After a few minutes of panic and fear you realize that you need to tell the chauffer to go to the nearest Emergency room. The chauffer takes you there and then you beg him to go get a Doctor(cuz you and your date can't really move). The Doctors and Nurses come (but you don't) and have to perform a quick surgery in the limo. Then they make a call to your parents at about 1:00am.

Amy didn't plan on winning Prom Queen so she left early to enjoy a Limo ride with Blake and it didn't turn out so well. Her dad was furious about what happened and poor Blake is still bedded up at the hospital from the Prom Night Limo Liplock.

by Poor Blake July 11, 2006