A big, furry brown cat, found in the savvanna of Africa. NOT the jungle, you phyco's. Often toated as the king of beasts, and no one knows why. Some say that the lion is the biggest cat, even though the tiger is the biggest cat in the world. Often hunted for trophies.
Lion- Bwa ha ha! I'm the lord of the jungle!
Tiger- (walks out of jungle) Dude, you live in a savvanna
Lion- Shut up and bow, slave!
Tiger- (bashes lion with paw, instantly snapping neck) Bitch!
Tiger- (walks out of jungle) Dude, you live in a savvanna
Lion- Shut up and bow, slave!
Tiger- (bashes lion with paw, instantly snapping neck) Bitch!
by Bixxo July 12, 2006
A big cat found in Africa.
Often said to be the king of the jungle but that is one of the most stupid things anyone can say because the lion lives in the savannah not in the jungle.
And to that first guy: the tiger will kick the lion's ass all over the "jungle" (unless the lion comes with his pack)
Often said to be the king of the jungle but that is one of the most stupid things anyone can say because the lion lives in the savannah not in the jungle.
And to that first guy: the tiger will kick the lion's ass all over the "jungle" (unless the lion comes with his pack)
kid: - Dad, is it true the lion is the king of the jungle?
dad: - Yes, son. And Santa and the Easter Bunny bring him a new crown and balls every year.
dad: - Yes, son. And Santa and the Easter Bunny bring him a new crown and balls every year.
by Num' Bocku April 21, 2006
Very old and most likely debunked misinformation posted for the millionth time on a forum either by a confused noob or a devious troll.
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