linkedin whore

When someone solicits connections on "Linkedin" just to look like they have a bunch of friends. Trying to connect with people just to get a high number of "connections"

My friend will connect with anyone on Linkedin, she is a total Linkedin whore!

by BradleyB November 13, 2007

LinkedIn-Zoned

If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.

"How'd that application go Joe?"

"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".

by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020

LinkedIn Mom

A LinkedIn Mom is a modern mom that networks on the web instead of the soccer field; updated version of the "soccer mom"

During a high school graduation ceremony this past weekend, Mrs. Anderson was graciously introduced as a "LinkedIn Mom" instead of a "soccer mom." Yes, the truth is often stunning to hear and she beamed with pride.

by mr. fancy pants June 9, 2007

linkedin brenda

Linkedin Brenda Companys

Linkedin Brenda Books

by SHAMIM S/M BUSINESS BANK December 17, 2018

LinkedIn Quickie

To connect with random strangers on linkedin, only to endorse each others' skills without any real conversation or background check.

Bob: Wow Alice, you have a lot of professional connections.
Alice: Naah, they are basically for linkedin quickie.

Discord servers are now the new red light areas for linkedin quickie

by mayukhm December 9, 2020

linkedin'r

The act of creeping someone on LinkedIn to see if they're smokin hot.

R. Westbrook " duuude, bro, did you see that girl that came in for the interview this AM?!?! She was a smokeshow.
Marc A. Charlebois " damn, I missed her. I guess I'll just LinkedIn'r to scope her out!

by Mad_signtist October 25, 2023

linkedin logs

The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.

Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.

by Botta Bing July 30, 2019