Fuckface Linguini

The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.

Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Linging shots

1. Firing a hand-gun wildly at a general or specific target. 2.Sometimes known as throwing punches or strikes wildly at somebody's face. 3. Shooting game at a fine piece of ass.

I'm gonna go to the mall and start linging shots at e'rrbudy

by Mataleao3 February 28, 2007

linguistinator

someone who slaughters a spoken language

Man, did you hear what that dude said? It makes no sense at all. Like all his words are coming from the Urban Dictionary.
He's a real linguistinator!

by jamaram January 23, 2010

linguist

Someone sick to death of hearing all of the following:

So, how many languages do you speak?

You should work for the UN. They speak languages.

You mean so you can, like, invent new languages? There's a lot of money in that, you know.

I like reading the dictionary.

So, are you a cunning linguist?

Chomsky. (knowing nod)

Oh, so you know where words come from.

Wanna come work for the CIA with us?

That linguist is fucking hot.

by linguisticious September 29, 2006

Cunning Linguist

Someone who loves to perform cunnilingus.

"I understand the language of love, I'm a cunning linguist".

by Hugh Ekeberg September 13, 2005

linguine

(n.) The most deliciosio pasta in universe. Not linguini

Jerry- Can I have some o dat good ass linguine
Waiter- Linguini?
Jerry-FUCK YOU LINGUINE

by The dankest boi in da wurld January 30, 2017

linxin

A very pretty girl. With a nice personality, big butt, small chest, round face, cute eyes, and wears cute glasses. And she swims.

Linxin is a cute girl that you’ll find attractive on the streets.

by Handler9000 October 11, 2021