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Lingerers

Chunks of diarrhea that refuse to go down the toilet bowl after the first flush. Chunks that remain after the 2nd and 3rd flush are then known as Stallion Lingerers.
Toilet user #2: Ahh, shit! Johnny left some Lingerers behind!

Toilet user #1: Actually those are Stallion Lingerers, I flushed 4 times.
by CharlesPoops February 27, 2010
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lindered

Being so fucked up that the only things that make sense are titties and techno. See linder for indentity of the man that brought this legend to life.
After 14 grams of cocaine and a fifth of Whiskey, I was lindered enough to fuck that fat slut I met at City Club.
by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003
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Ghost Lingerer

Person who comes to your apartment and stays in your room even despite being unwanted. Initiates conversation then disappears when you turn around to respond. These guys are annoying as shit. They never leave. They bug me out.
Ghost lingerer walks into victim's apartment:
"Hey, can I use your computer?"
"No."
"Okay, thanks. I'll install my video game on it and play it for 9 hours straight."
"Lingerer, man. L-I-N-G-E-R-E-R. Bugs me out!"
by Chet Hendar March 6, 2009
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lindered

/adj./ Intoxicated to the point of impairment of both physical and mental faculties, yet still being able to get it up and rock the fuck out for hours.
"If things go as planned, I'm getting lindered and and claiming a few goth sluts virginity."
by 313 May 27, 2003
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Casino lingerer

A person who loses all their money at the casino but hangs around watching the tables without playing for an extended period after they are out.
After Jesse lost all his money on roulette....
Sam: "Come on Jesse lets go home"
Jesse: "Hold on man I know zero is coming up, I've just gotta see it"
Sam: "dude you don't even have any chips to play"
Jesse: "It's coming man"
Sam: "You're such a casino lingerer
by Browntown154 October 18, 2010
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lindered

when tom linder buys you a drink after youre already way too wasted.
i got lindered on my 21st birthday
by tree May 9, 2004
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Lingerer

A man or women who either wants to be in Dumbasses or thinks there in dumbasses already, so instead of talking to the whole group they just talk to there one friend they know and just follow behind everyone else. Also could be an ex-dumbasses member who no longer talks to the group and kind of just follows behind.
Wow! Look at all those lingerers trailing us!
by EPEOEOEO May 22, 2023
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