Till Lindemann

The lead singer of Rammstein. He is a god with a voice that will turn straight men gay, and lesbians into straight horny whores who will do anything in the world to fuck him. He is sex on a stick that no one can resist. Till will one day rule the world, and will fuck your girlfriends and boyfriends while you watch in awe.

1. Till Lindemann is the sexiest motherfucker on the planet.

2. My boyfriend got mad because Till Lindemann's voice got me to orgasm instead of him.

3. Kevin had turned gay the instant he saw Till Lindemann come out on stage with a flamer thrower and started singing

4. I'd fuck Till faster than you can say "Rammstein is the best band in the world" if I ever got the chance

5. Till Lindemann is the sexiest German alive

by AnarchyStocking June 22, 2011

Till Lindemann

T he greatest living person on the planet, often regarded as God

Till Lindemann is God

by Salty Samurai September 10, 2004

Till Lindemann

Lead singer of German band Rammstein. He is mentioned in "The Holy Bible" many times as a character named "god." He can outswim anyone in the world. And he can can kick even Chuck Norris' balls off (he won't due to the fact that Till and Chuck go on emo hunting trips). In fact, if you are reading this Till is probably fucking your girlfriend. Do not try to prevent this, it will only end with your demise, mainly because if you try to kill Till, he will laugh, grab you buy the balls, crush them, and then continue banging your girlfriend, while you watch and cry like a bitch.

Emo-Owwwwww my head exploded while listening to "Sonne." Why?
Rammstein Fan - Because Till Lindemann's deep voice burrowed inside your head, through your ears, and commenced to beat your head's fucking ass.

by Kommisar Kowl August 30, 2008

till lindemann

What a male! Is he a human?
Think he's from Outer Space

Till Lindemann forever

by ganimed August 14, 2009

Lindebang

noun; the Lindebang - the unique type of head-banging made famous by Till Lindemann, lead singer of the band Rammstein, characterized by banging one's fist on one's thigh while head-banging in a crouching position. Sometimes also referred to as the "Till-Hammer".

verb; to Lindebang, Lindebanging - to head-bang in the style of Till Lindemann

Oh man, that Rammstein concert was totally killer. I was Lindebanging so hard I broke my femur! Can I borrow some morphine?

by sidewinder7 May 22, 2012

Till Lindemann

Till Lindemann is a German singer in the best band in the world Rammstein( until he is spit out of hell and starts another band). Till enjoys pain and, his pass times include whipping himself, doing it with your GF, lighting himself on fire, bashing himself on the head with a mic, and killing anyone who opposes hisband mates(except for flake, Flake is gay)Till Lindermann is the idea of a BAMF. He challenges the definition of masculine. It is actually a myth that Chuck Noris is the biggest BA in the world. Till once beat chucks ass and thats why he is no longer the main character in any movie. After Chuck got his ass kicked Till threatened to kill him if he saw him in an other crapy movie. A bear once threatened Lindemann. Till showed him the knee pound manuver, and the bear ate its self knowing it would be a less painful way to die. Till has four kids, one's mother is not known accourding to wikipedia, this could hint, that he did infact do the dirty dirty with your girlfriend. Till is a scary man who kill you if he felt like it. North Korea stoped its nuclear program because Germany threatened to send till there with a flogging whip( Bullets cant kill him) contrary to popular beleif. Till (He hates pop music). Till ist der Meister.

Till Lindemann

by digity12345 July 24, 2009

Maggie Lindemann

The hottest girl on the planet she's my wife , her voice is amazing, beautiful, grungy, she made an EP called Paramore you better stream it or else. She owns a clothing line called "Swixxz". Most sweetest girl on earth. She's a singer song writer.

I love Maggie Lindemann so much she's my idol forever.

by Swixxie July 27, 2021