Liberty Taking Shit Cunt

Not only the lowest cunt possible, but also the type of cunt that takes the piss to the next level!

You owe me money you Liberty taking shit cunt!

by TommiPat April 14, 2022

Liberty Baptist Church

May or may not be a church with disgusting beliefs or a pumpkinoid sex cult. We aren't really sure and have no way of knowing. Associated with Pastor Tommy McMurtry.

"I'm so excited to get dirty with the Liberty Baptist Church's pumpkins at straight pride!"

by simping for sidon June 6, 2019

Liberty Mutual

Some fucking insurance company with an annoying-ass, ear-violating jingle.

Liberty Mutual: "Liberty, liberty, liberty. Liberty."
Person: (attacks their TV with a baseball bat) "Shut the fuck up! Shut up! Leave me alone! I've had enough!"

by wheelchairmanfromfamilyguy August 12, 2021

limbersexual

Someone for whom stretching is the ultimate ecstasy.

If presented with the choice between sex and stretching, they're grabbing the yoga pants.

"Why does Amy do yoga like 3 times a day?"
"Idk, she might be a limbersexual."

by awjypodgy February 3, 2015

USS Liberty

American Navy intelligence ship which was attacked by Israeli aircraft and surface vessels in 1967, resulting in the deaths of 34 Americans.

"At least the terrorists made no pretense of being our allies when they killed our men and women aboard the USS Cole. The same cannot be said for those who attacked the USS Liberty."

"The USS Liberty was a lightly armed intelligence shipped, and was allegedly mistaken for a Egyptian cargo ship."

by karl a d January 9, 2009

The Libertines

amazing british band who wear red english millitary jackets, headed by a sleazy sexgod and a delerious yet completely lovely crackhead poet. with a kickass drummer and skinny cute bassist that shows no emotion whatsoever. who are into union jack, smoking, girls, secret rooftop gigs,and refrences to herion. who have millions of annoying artsy british teenage girl fans.

' the libertines are cool'
'....true dat...'

by pshhvertigoYA August 9, 2004

the libertines

Ostensibly an English band comprised of four members but only two are ever seen: look up Carlos Barat and Pete Doherty. They sail on the Albion towards Arcadia on their quest to save rock n'roll. They used to hustle.

My name is John and I'm in the Libertines; get a microscope.

by Maria Varela November 15, 2003