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penis lifejacket

When you wrap your dick in foam and take it for a swim
I THOUGHT MY DICK WAS GOING TO DROWN SO I PUT ON MY PENIS LIFEJACKET
by DICKYMCDICKSTER May 17, 2014
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liejacking

Falsely accusing an opponent of the thing that you are doing before they can call you out on it. This sews confusion in the minds of bystanders and third parties, helping the liejacker get away with what they are saying or doing.
Donald Trump told a lie and then immediately accused the press of fake news. Now when they call him out on his bs, they look like they're lying themselves. That's some shady liejacking right there.
by AdLibera September 13, 2020
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like-jack

When someone hides an invisible Facebook 'like' button over the top of what seems to be an innocuous link such as the play button of a YouTube video.
Dude, you totally got like-jacked! You tried to watch a slutty video and popped up on your profile. You're such a douche.
by HighNoonRiders April 29, 2011
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brains jump out the top like jack in the box

(v) The act of shooting somebody in the head. Popularized by the 50 cent song 'Heat'
Man, I was playing Gears of War and made somebody's brains jump out the top like jack in the box.
by DieLawn September 6, 2007
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Lifejacket

One who thinks he's good at writing music but writes poor lyrics cannot sing, thus looking ridiculous to anyone who doesn't eat their ass.
Whose up next?
Oh you know, Lifejacket.
Oh fuck, not again!
by Lifejacket May 5, 2006
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lifejacked

Deformation of character, finances, reputation, family, work and friends. Can be self inflicted or an attack and it's your total sphere of identity theft both digital and real life. by going off the rails or put upon you by trolls, solicitors, courts, enemies or directed advertising.
I just got totally lifejacked in my divorce by my wife!/lover!
by GeorgeBoyGB November 2, 2017
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