Father of lies

Cum in disguise
Your cum won't last
There's a snake in my ass
The cum-fathers secret stash
Cum-stomp me flat
I'm going to f*ck your dad
Cumming high into the morning sky
Vape cum from my bum til I die
Watching Arthur with a cock in my ass
Riding hard
Eating ass master-class
Sacred cum blade
A f*ckling crusade
Fatal cum--theft
Give me cum or give me death
Elon's Musk
Jesus Crust
Stealing donations from the Cum-Tzar's trust
A cum smoothie gulped smoothly
Consume the cum chalice

"Father of lies-"

"NO, DON'T YOU DARE SING THAT SHIT AGAIN"

by userhandlegoeshere October 11, 2021

Lieschen

Unique, special, and interesting person. You will only find one Lieschen in your life, if your lucky, so grab her and never let go. She will keep you happy for life.

Lieschen is a girl you will only meet once, so get her attention right away, once she is gone, she is gone for good.

by durannie4life October 26, 2011

lies craic

1) An adjective used to describe a highly favourable object or occurance. Similar in meaning to very good, amazing, excellent etc.

2) Can be abbr. to simply "lies".

1) A: Whats you favourite holiday?
B: I'd have to say christmas because of the lies craic christmas dinners.


2) A: Do you like christmas dinners?
B: Aye!! They're lies!

by Prof. Hopkins January 18, 2005

lies below his stomach

This is a correction of an old saying; the way to a man's heart actually lies BELOW his stomach. Good sex is more important in attracting men than cooking.

Susie, your mom was a few inches off. The way to a man's heart is actually lies below his stomach, his dick!

by I, Wreckerrr January 10, 2017

Lesane Parish Crooks

Aka Tupac Amaru Shakur

Tupac was a very famous rapper who was assasinated in 1996. Hits: Brendas' Got A Baby","Stricly For My Niggaz", "Breathin", "White Man's World"
Rest In Peace Lesane.
RIP
Tupac Amaru Shakur
1971-1996
In The Event Of My Demise
when my heart can beat no more
I hope i die for a principal
or a beleif that i have lived for
I will die before my time
because i already feel the shadows depth
so much i wanted to accomplish
before i reached my death
I have come to grips with the
possibility
and wiped the last tears from my eyez
I loved all who were positive
IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
- Tupac Shakur

Tupac Amaru Shakur OR Lesane Parish Crooks

by MYEYESNEVERCRY November 3, 2004

McShit with lies

Using the toilets in McDonalds having given the assurance to the staff that you'll buy something.

"....yeah, I'm chocking on a shunky. My mate's getting the food in just now..."

by McPhail April 19, 2005

Liena

A Liena is a type of individual who is usually fully comfortable with themselves. They accept everything for what they are and go on with their day. Usually very positive. They do whatever makes them happy, are content, & keep their cool better than most.

Most of these people see things differently and can be individual and not afraid to stand out from the crowd. She's likely clever and smart and not afraid to speak her mind or push back if she feels she is being disrespected.

That girl is a total Liena, she just does it her way!

by TeaDrinker84 September 5, 2019