The cheapest supermarket possibly ever, if u were to shoplift till u couldent carry anyhting else and u walked out ur loot would probobly not equal 3£ or 5$. also there produce has never been herd of anywhere else e.g. high juice (diluted soft drink) or krostenburg (24 crate of alcohol for 5£) on a busy day theres like 6 cars in the parking lot. max
by Andrew Marno October 08, 2006
A German multi national market company that is set to take on Tesco in 2050. Cheap brands and cheap labour is extended in order for the lower class citizens to afford it like myself . Apart from the brand being completely undistinguishable compared to commercial products there is simply no difference.
"Lidls" own brand of shampoo, beacuse your worthless.
"Lidls" own brand of shampoo, beacuse your worthless.
Person 1: I'm going to the Lidls shop right now, would you wait for me across the counter?
Person 2: No way man, I don't want be seen around with you in Lidls, friends will think I'm cheap.!
Person 3: Fuck off, I'm human you know. I need to eat something to live!
Person 2: No way man, I don't want be seen around with you in Lidls, friends will think I'm cheap.!
Person 3: Fuck off, I'm human you know. I need to eat something to live!
by Lonelybastard February 05, 2010
Aldi's biggest rival.
Alway having huge price wars between each other, and has taken this so seriously that you can now buy a five-course meal for less money than the carrier bag that you are going to put it in.
Lidl is a joke so you have to return the favour. You could loot this shop, by running in with half a dozen water pistols and a bag paper snaps. Walking out the door, you realise that you have been ripped off, the water from the water pistols costing more than the stuff you just nicked.
In Short: A CHEAP JOKE OF A SUPERMARKET.
Alway having huge price wars between each other, and has taken this so seriously that you can now buy a five-course meal for less money than the carrier bag that you are going to put it in.
Lidl is a joke so you have to return the favour. You could loot this shop, by running in with half a dozen water pistols and a bag paper snaps. Walking out the door, you realise that you have been ripped off, the water from the water pistols costing more than the stuff you just nicked.
In Short: A CHEAP JOKE OF A SUPERMARKET.
Mark: That Hobo on the street corner bought the local Lidl.
Bob: How did he manage that?
Mark: Some bloke give him a fiver to get himself some lunch.
Bob: How did he manage that?
Mark: Some bloke give him a fiver to get himself some lunch.
by Cosmobeam September 02, 2008
Tesco? Expensive
Selfridges? Too many flexers
Aldi? BTEC Lidl
Asda? Has lucky-lucky man Chickenlips. Rate that
Lidl? Lord
Hotel? Trivago
Selfridges? Too many flexers
Aldi? BTEC Lidl
Asda? Has lucky-lucky man Chickenlips. Rate that
Lidl? Lord
Hotel? Trivago
by AshamedVids/YT/ June 03, 2019
1.(Noun) A cheap ass store, resembling a 99 cent store in the USA. This store is thought to be high quality in The Netherlands.
2.(Adjective)Word used to describe something of poor quality(Commonly used in Belgium). In Belgium, a lot of Muslims go to those stores.
2.(Adjective)Word used to describe something of poor quality(Commonly used in Belgium). In Belgium, a lot of Muslims go to those stores.
1.John : Wow, did you see Shaniqua the other day?
Amy : Yeah, she was wearing a cheap ass jacket, I bet I saw it in one of Lidl's folders.
2.Wow man, you look so Lidl, take those fake ass gold chains off!
Amy : Yeah, she was wearing a cheap ass jacket, I bet I saw it in one of Lidl's folders.
2.Wow man, you look so Lidl, take those fake ass gold chains off!
by Thibi February 03, 2008
This store is absolutely a Lidl.
by hippotuiosson April 18, 2008
by YouCanCallMeL December 07, 2006