liam johnston

4foot 6 ginger sexual predator with a tiny circumsised penis

Watch for that Liam Johnston fella, he'll finger your virgin butthole

by El sniffer March 15, 2019

Liam Jones

this little blond super white kid loves the sport footy and plays basketball with also being an alright goalie at soccer he can quote on quote “get in with a girl” but jus cant get them he didnt get his first kiss when he hit puberty but hes still looking for it with the right girl he had only had 4 girlfriends with two being sisters and one of the sisters only dating for a split second and getting a kiss on a cheek in a stupid game of either spin the bottle or truth or dare he has few close mates and he doesnt really get bikini pics and rarely sends “ab pics” but its just coz hes skinny there not abs with getting a big glow up since puberty started and all his mates call him gay when he isnt

Year 7 girl who used to date him: “ OMG Liam Jones is actually so ugly. “
Her friend: “ well i dont think that

by Fat Bucks Fan July 10, 2021

Liam James Carroll

The most sexy,buff and kind person to ever exist. Liam James Carroll is a certified women puller and will steal yo girl at any time

Look it’s that guy Liam James Carroll

by Liam James Carroll April 25, 2022

Liam Job

When a job is started but abandoned before being completed in a way that causes inconvenience to others.

Not only did he not flush the toilet, he also peed all over the toilet seat so I had to wipe it down before I could use it. It was a real Liam Job.

by GroundBadger November 14, 2021

liam jolly

the most random person. you cant talk to them without them mentioning Chinese people

Liam jolly is a

by ITSTONYTIME December 7, 2021

Liam Johansson

Tojo is a person who makes small infants combust because of his radiating mana.
His dick is to long to measure and his nostrils would swallow the entire north pacific sea.

أحب لعق قضيب الرجل ثم التبول بالدم

Liam Johansson walked into the birthing room and our newborn son exploded.

by Tojo828 December 30, 2023

Liam Joke

A Liam Joke is a joke that is intended to be funny, but is rather painfully unfunny and beyond generic. The origin of the phrase “Liam Joke” comes from Liam Griffiths (Born January 13, 1999) who constantly uses the joke “Guess what? Chicken butt” when interacting with his family.

PlayerColton2k: Guess what?
Big B: What?
PlayerColton2k: Chicken butt
Big B: Wow, I’m pissing my pants so hard. You just told a Liam Joke.
PlayerColton2k: What’s a Liam Joke?
Big B: A joke that’s not funny.

by mrberenisp4d0 May 22, 2025