lesbitarian

one who eats lesbians, specifically those who have never once had a live man's penis inside of her.

No Tanya, I will not put on my muff-diving goggles. You used to have a boyfriend. I'm lesbitarian.

by Sally Simpkins December 2, 2010

Lesbiarch

a lesbian head of the family, a lesbian who is in charge

"You are the Lesbiarch, that means you are in charge of family agreements"

by K2203 September 26, 2020

lesbitarian

Joking name for Unitarians. This "religion" is split evenly by gender, but their actions embody the lesbian spirit. Churchgoers roll up in their Subaru/Volvo wagons wearing flannel after eating large bowls of granola.

Their social action furthers the justification for "Lesbitarian". They are more than tolerant of sexual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.

Where is that flotilla of station wagons full of flannel shirt-wearers going?

They're late for Lesbitarian church.

by TreeWeezel September 2, 2011

lesbodar

Short for lesbian-radar. An offshoot of the term gaydar. A certain sixth sense that allows one to determain the sexuality of a female.

Bob: That chick is smokin'!
Jorge: Indeed. But my lesbodar is going off!
Bob: Bummer.

by criscodiscoboots December 10, 2008

lesbidance

Lesbidance is the situation in which a lesbian finds herself when she is somewhat unwittingly talked into a FMF threesome with an otherwise straight couple.

As the two girls moved towards each other the lesbidance had begun.

by Super Chicken 46 August 13, 2007

Lesbitarian

Someone who only eats lesbian pussy

I'm a strict vagitarian! I used to be dude, but then I realized what some of those are injected with, and decidided to go pure Lesbitarian

by Old Grey Beard February 5, 2010

Lesbitarian

Anything that is chosen to be eaten, drunk, worn, or anything that a lesbian would have. Anything a lesbian owns is a lesbitarian item of hers.

Lesbian : Do you want a Sobe?

Guy : No, i'll pass those are lesbitarian drinks.

by n.wynne92 March 22, 2010